My Dahling Alice,
As you Know, Barack Obama has just been elected to the Presidency. I felt it only cordial to call Sarah Palin, and express my sportmanship...
Sarah Palin: Hidee-ho!
Teddy : Governor Palin, it's me Teddy. How are you, dahling?
Sarah Palin: oh hi there, Teddy. I've been better dontcha know. I guess you heard the news there.
Teddy: I have, Governor Palin...I guess I'm going to have to take down all these "Palin is my Homegirl" posters.
Sarah Palin: oh yeah, and I just wantcha to know, how much I enjoyed being your homegirl, even though I don't really know what a "homegirl" is.
and by the way, there, Teddy. We've been friends for a while now, you don't have to call me Governor Palin...
Teddy: Oh, ok...
Sara Palin: Please feel free to call me M.I.L.F...
Teddy: oh
Sarah Palin: So did you hear John's Concession speech?
Teddy : I did...well bits and pieces. I really couldn't hear that well
Sarah Palin: oh really why not?
Teddy: well, every black person in new York was screaming and jumping up and down, it was a bit difficult to hear.
Sarah Palin: oh, I feel ya home skillet.
Teddy : So how are you taking this? You still have Alaska...
Sarah Palin: ha...Teddy between you and me...(whispering) I'm not going back to Alaska. Ha...wild democrats couldn't drag me back to that frozen crap-fest.
all they've got is Hockey and Northern Exposure reruns...They don't even show Top Model, that Miss J. is a real hoot!
Teddy: hey, Sarah?
Sarah Palin: M.I.L.F...
Teddy : sorry, M.I.L.F? what's the difference between Hockey Moms and pitbulls...
Sarah Palin: Lipstick. ha ha ha, you always know how to cheer me up Teddy. Hey, what's the difference between Bisexuals and Santa's Reindeer?
Teddy: What?
Sarah Palin: Reindeer actually exist.....
Teddy: huh?
Sarah Palin : Maverick...
Teddy : um...yeah...so
Sarah Palin: so I guess you're happy to have your first black president there, Teddy?
Teddy : well, it's nice to have change. But honestly it's not that big a deal. When they have a British-Dominican, then I'll be impressed...
Sarah Palin: Say, I'm running for president in 2012, why dontcha come be my Vice?
Teddy : Really? you want me as your Vice President?!
Sarah Palin : Ha there you go makin' jokes again... I meant who has more vices than my favorite slut. I couldn't have you as my vice president, do you know
anything about Foreign Policy?
Teddy: ...well....I sleep with a lot of European guys?
Sarah Palin : works for me, dontcha know. If I can see Russia from my house, you can see Europe with your legs up in the air!
Teddy : uh, Sarah, I'm a TOP.
Sarah Palin: ha ha ha, you and your jokes Teddy you're killin me over here.
Teddy: Well I better let you get back to your media coverage, and I just want you to know, I think you would have made a fine Vice President.
Sarah Palin: and I just want you to know, if I condoned you're lifestyle, and accepted your choices, and valued you as a human being and not a sexual deviant, you'd make a fine...associate.
Teddy: Uh, thanks...I think
Sarah Palin: maverick...
Teddy: Well bye Sarah...
Sarah Palin: It's M.I.L.F, hold on John wants to say hi...
Teddy: No...no..please
John McCain : (feeble voice) hhh hello...
Teddy: hello Senator McCain, that was a fine concession speech.
John McCain: huh? Beach...I'm not at the beach.
Teddy : No dahling, SPEECH! A fine SPEECH!!!
John McCain: what's that now...Kind Reach? I'm sorry young fellow, my arms don't go that high. I was a P.O.W. back in the day...
Teddy: no...I said....oh screw it, put Sarah back on the phone....
(loud snoring)
Teddy: Senator McCain? (snoring) senator?!
Sarah Palin: hey there, Teddy. John fell asleep. it's way past his bed time.
Teddy :oh ok, well bye....oh wait, before I go did your daughter Bristol get the baby shower gift I sent her?
Sarah Palin: she sure did. and she loved it! and as soon as I have it fumigated and deloused, I'm sure the baby's going to love it too...say, there was a sterling silver
ring in there. What was that?
Teddy: oh...uh that's not for Bristol, that's for you oldest son, Track...
Sarah Palin: well, teddy it's a lovely ring, but I'm afraid its way too big to fit on his finger.
Teddy: no..it's not a ring for his finger. It's a... cock ring.
Sarah Palin: well that's the silliest thing I ever heard, who needs a ring for their Clock?
Teddy: No...it's not a ring for his clock, it's a ring for his...
Sarah Palin: Maverick. (CLICK)
Until Next time Alice,
Teddy THE SGS
As you Know, Barack Obama has just been elected to the Presidency. I felt it only cordial to call Sarah Palin, and express my sportmanship...
Sarah Palin: Hidee-ho!
Teddy : Governor Palin, it's me Teddy. How are you, dahling?
Sarah Palin: oh hi there, Teddy. I've been better dontcha know. I guess you heard the news there.
Teddy: I have, Governor Palin...I guess I'm going to have to take down all these "Palin is my Homegirl" posters.
Sarah Palin: oh yeah, and I just wantcha to know, how much I enjoyed being your homegirl, even though I don't really know what a "homegirl" is.
and by the way, there, Teddy. We've been friends for a while now, you don't have to call me Governor Palin...
Teddy: Oh, ok...
Sara Palin: Please feel free to call me M.I.L.F...
Teddy: oh
Sarah Palin: So did you hear John's Concession speech?
Teddy : I did...well bits and pieces. I really couldn't hear that well
Sarah Palin: oh really why not?
Teddy: well, every black person in new York was screaming and jumping up and down, it was a bit difficult to hear.
Sarah Palin: oh, I feel ya home skillet.
Teddy : So how are you taking this? You still have Alaska...
Sarah Palin: ha...Teddy between you and me...(whispering) I'm not going back to Alaska. Ha...wild democrats couldn't drag me back to that frozen crap-fest.
all they've got is Hockey and Northern Exposure reruns...They don't even show Top Model, that Miss J. is a real hoot!
Teddy: hey, Sarah?
Sarah Palin: M.I.L.F...
Teddy : sorry, M.I.L.F? what's the difference between Hockey Moms and pitbulls...
Sarah Palin: Lipstick. ha ha ha, you always know how to cheer me up Teddy. Hey, what's the difference between Bisexuals and Santa's Reindeer?
Teddy: What?
Sarah Palin: Reindeer actually exist.....
Teddy: huh?
Sarah Palin : Maverick...
Teddy : um...yeah...so
Sarah Palin: so I guess you're happy to have your first black president there, Teddy?
Teddy : well, it's nice to have change. But honestly it's not that big a deal. When they have a British-Dominican, then I'll be impressed...
Sarah Palin: Say, I'm running for president in 2012, why dontcha come be my Vice?
Teddy : Really? you want me as your Vice President?!
Sarah Palin : Ha there you go makin' jokes again... I meant who has more vices than my favorite slut. I couldn't have you as my vice president, do you know
anything about Foreign Policy?
Teddy: ...well....I sleep with a lot of European guys?
Sarah Palin : works for me, dontcha know. If I can see Russia from my house, you can see Europe with your legs up in the air!
Teddy : uh, Sarah, I'm a TOP.
Sarah Palin: ha ha ha, you and your jokes Teddy you're killin me over here.
Teddy: Well I better let you get back to your media coverage, and I just want you to know, I think you would have made a fine Vice President.
Sarah Palin: and I just want you to know, if I condoned you're lifestyle, and accepted your choices, and valued you as a human being and not a sexual deviant, you'd make a fine...associate.
Teddy: Uh, thanks...I think
Sarah Palin: maverick...
Teddy: Well bye Sarah...
Sarah Palin: It's M.I.L.F, hold on John wants to say hi...
Teddy: No...no..please
John McCain : (feeble voice) hhh hello...
Teddy: hello Senator McCain, that was a fine concession speech.
John McCain: huh? Beach...I'm not at the beach.
Teddy : No dahling, SPEECH! A fine SPEECH!!!
John McCain: what's that now...Kind Reach? I'm sorry young fellow, my arms don't go that high. I was a P.O.W. back in the day...
Teddy: no...I said....oh screw it, put Sarah back on the phone....
(loud snoring)
Teddy: Senator McCain? (snoring) senator?!
Sarah Palin: hey there, Teddy. John fell asleep. it's way past his bed time.
Teddy :oh ok, well bye....oh wait, before I go did your daughter Bristol get the baby shower gift I sent her?
Sarah Palin: she sure did. and she loved it! and as soon as I have it fumigated and deloused, I'm sure the baby's going to love it too...say, there was a sterling silver
ring in there. What was that?
Teddy: oh...uh that's not for Bristol, that's for you oldest son, Track...
Sarah Palin: well, teddy it's a lovely ring, but I'm afraid its way too big to fit on his finger.
Teddy: no..it's not a ring for his finger. It's a... cock ring.
Sarah Palin: well that's the silliest thing I ever heard, who needs a ring for their Clock?
Teddy: No...it's not a ring for his clock, it's a ring for his...
Sarah Palin: Maverick. (CLICK)
Until Next time Alice,
Teddy THE SGS
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