Dear Alice,
What is up with your girl Michelle Obama? I realize she's only recently been plucked out of the 'hood, and is still getting use to her new profession, but I can not condone Moesha Obama's latest faux pas. It was such a travesty, I assumed I was being Punk'd by Ashton Kutcher, then i realized...i don't know Asthon Kutcher. Could Michelle Obama be dim enough to lay her arm across my queen?!
Has no one sat down with this woman, and given her a copy of "First Lady for Dummies"? There's a little thing called protocal when meeting the queen, could none of Barack's homeboys inform Michelle of the rights and wrongs when meeting a REAL female authority figure?
Then, as if that wasn't enough, I read that Michelle has employed a FULL TIME Make Up artist and Hair dresser to travel with her at all times. WHAT?! So Michelle has upgraded from KMart Ho, to Drag Queen?
It's good to see that while we're in a recession Mama Obama is spending my stimulus cheque on fake eyelashes and CoverGirl.
I wonder if it's too late, to get Michelle Obama on VH1's next edition of Charm School.
Until Next Time Alice,
The Special Guest Star has spoken
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