Alice, how sloppy are my seconds?

Dear Alice,


Being an only child has spoiled me rotten. As a kid, i never learned to share and I'm afraid, as a 30 year old, I am even less likely to share. I hate sharing stages, dialogue, pictures, etc. I am quite possibly the most possessive man on this earth. If something is mine...it's MINE! Even if I share with a select few, make no mistake it's still MINE! This goes for food, money, clothes, family members, and most definitely significant others.

I know what you're saying Alice, some things can't be possessed. Well let me tell you something, if Linda Blair can be possessed by the devil in the Exorcist, a boy can be possessed by me.
I remember my mother once caught me hiding my candy, to which she quickly scolded me and said "this is our house, you don't have to hide anything, that's YOUR candy, no one will touch it" Perhaps it was this seed planted in me that has me so spoiled today.
In my mind if i touch something, it's mine until i no longer want it. Like a brand new toy, even if i walk away from it, you must still ask my permission before you touch it.
Am I completely insane Alice?

For example it totally rattles my cage when i see an ex boyfriend with a new boyfriend. 1) how dare an ex boyfriend be alive when I'm sure i explicitly told him to DROP DEAD and 2) how dare this new boy go rifling through my trash of exes, and make it his own. Which begs the question, "how sloppy are my seconds?" Granted if I break up with them it was for a reason, but why does it bother me so, when another boy or girl finds them attractive.

I hate to think that deep down i believe, my exes should NEVER date again, that would make me completely ridiculous. But why am i so infuriated by another person finding treasure in my trash?

When my ex boyfriend Jeremy cheated on me, I literally looked him in the eye and said "no one touches my toys without my permission"...

Alice, could I still be that 9 year old boy who proudly displays his candy and DARES another person to touch it, and when someone does, unleashes the wrath of a thousand monsters?

What's your opinion Alice, please SHARE with me...

Love and Adoration,
The Mile High Butterfly