Bitch Please

 

Teddy Alexandro-Evans ...Bitch Please.

I Dream of (being) Hagman

Television has lost an icon.and i have lost an idol. Yesterday star of the small screen Larry Hagman passsed away at 81. When i was a 10 year old boy with dreams of becoming the next great actor, there were three tv idols that i looked to for inspiration. 1)Susan Lucci 2) Joan Collins and 3) Larry Hagman. I dreamt of one day becoming the black JR Ewing. I remember when he returned to tv as Luther Charbonnet in "Orleans". i was ecstatic.  When he guest starred on my favourite soap Desperate Housewives, I couldn't wait. And everytime i see a rerun of I dream of Genie, I realize how hot Larry was back in the 60's.  I suppose when i starred in Hells Gate some part of me channeled JR. But i was most happy when DALLAS 2.0 premiered on TNT, not just because there was a new primetime soap on tv, but because JR was back on tv. and it reminded me of being a boy staying up past his bedtime, full of hopes and dreams. Thank you Larry Hagman, thank you.

Notable Quotable - quote of the week - 11/18/2012

 

"Oh, there is something seriously wrong with your love story baby. They will never love you as much as they love each other, why do you think they share you?" - Salma Hayek, "SAVAGES"

Hottie of the Week - 11/16/2012 - Andrew Rannells

If you can ignore his million dollar smile and actually enjoy his hit program "The New Normal" there's no denying why Andrew Rannels is my hottie of the week.  I hope we're blessed with a season 2 just so we can stare at those beautiful eyes for one more year. Swooooooooooon!

WWE says Sunny is more important than Marty Jannety

One of these former superstars revolutionized their division. One of these superstars is a multiple championship holder. One of these superstars was the most talented thing to enter the squared circle.
and the other superstar is Sunny.
Tammy Lynn Sytch is currently in a rehab facility for the 3rd time for alcohol and drug addictions she refuses to admit she has. Marty Jannety is at autograph sessions selling his signature to pay his rent. He can't wrestle anymore, and can barely walk because his years in the ring have left BOTH his ankles demolished.
The WWE is paying for Sunny (Tammy Lynn Sytch) to dry out, which shouldn't be hard since she's all ready washed up. However Marty Jannety has been ignored by the WWE when asked for financial help for surgery.
What is wrong with this picture?

Notable Quotable - Quote of the Week - 11- 6- 2012

"I will continue to serve my god and my president, in THAT order." - Kate Burton, SCANDAL

Hurricane Survival Kit

Hot Mess of the Week - 10/30/2012

Miss Lawrence and Derek J

Not since "In Living Color" have I seen two men act THIS gay. At least we all knew that David Alan Grier and Damon Wayans were acting, last sunday on Bravo, it was like watching Hurricane Katrina. I was seeing it but i couldn't believe it.

These two are hot mess personified! I thought it couldn't get any gayer after seeing Derek J, then flock of seagulls realness Miss Lawrence stepped in. It was 15 minutes before i realized that wasn't a woman. It was 30 seconds later that i realized THIS was a Hot Mess.

Beth Leaves WWE to take care of boyfriend? WTF?

WWE Diva Beth Phoenix, a.k.a. the "Glamazon" wrestled her final match for WWE last night, before being kayfabe "fired" by Vicki Guerrero. In an interview she stated that she wanted to take some time off to take care of her boyfriend Edge. Who is another retired WWE superstar.
What kind of role model is she being by telling girls you can be a strong athletic superstar but it's ok to quit your job to take care of your unemployed boyfriend?

I'm all for "stand by your man" but really Beth? you're quitting the business to take care of a man who slept with his best friend's girlfriend? Edge may be an awesome wrestler, but we all know he's a douche bag.

Beth, is this the best decision for a "glamazon" to make?

Chris Brown and Rihanna...THEIR BODIES, THEIR CHOICE

I've heard numerous reports that Rihanna and Chris Brown may be back together. I've heard even more reports of how people feel Rihanna is stupid if she IS back with him. My question is, why?
My second question is, why is it any of your business?

Fact. one night in 2009, Chris Brown struck Rihanna. That we know. What we don't know is, why?



No one has asked Chris Brown, why he did it. Nor has anyone asked Rihanna what SHE did to set him off. Now i'm not laying blame with the victim, what i'm saying is, only TWO people know what happened that night. Chris Brown and Robin Rihanna. In any relationship two people must take responsibility for any break up. and for those of you who DON'T know that, you're the type to blame others. Chris Brown must take responsibility for his part and Rihanna must take responsibility for HER part. and if they have, and if they can move pass their mistakes. and if they can forgive each other, Why can't the rest of you hypocrites forgive Chris Brown? Could it be, you haven't forgiven the person who hit you, or is it that you haven't taken responsibility for your own faults?

Romney hates Downton Abbey?

Romney wants to do WHAT to PBS? Shit just got real.


***Photo Courtesy of Downton Abbey, Masterpiece Classics, PBS

R.I.P. Sahara Davenport

Sahara Davenport, of  Season 2 RuPaul’s Drag Race—and partner to fellow Drag Race entrant Manila Luzon—has passed away at age 28.
Though details have yet to emerge about Davenport’s passing, Drag Race judge Michelle Visage confirmed the death via Twitter: “It’s true and I have no words. Have to sign off for now kids, can’t handle this. XOXO.”
Other Drag Race performers took to social media to extend their condolences: “A beautiful angel has been added to Heaven. Rest in peace my sweet friend,” tweeted Jujubee. “We will miss you, Sahara Davenport.” While Season One winner Bebe Zehara wrote, “I am deeply saddened and at a lost for words. @SaharaDavenport – I Love you sis.”
Manila tweeted simply, “I love him so much. “

Our thoughts and prayers go out to the family and friends of Sahara.

Notable Quotable - Quote of the week

 

" it only takes one seed of doubt to bring down an entire forest" -  Teddy Alexandro-Evans

KELLY KELLY RELEASED FROM WWE. FINALLY!!!!!!

Probably the most useless WWE Diva to disgrace the squared circle since Amy Weber, Kelly Kelly, (model Barbie Blank) has been released from the WWE. The official word is she's pursuing other career options. honestly what is she capable of besides taking off her clothes and smiling blankly? (i.e. her last name) She remained in the WWE for 6 years appearing on the ECW, RAW and Smackdown brands, miraculously she became women's champion. Poor Moohlah must be rolling her grave knowing the belt she held for nearly 20 years has been bastardized and pass round like Tammy Sytch in a frat house.
Farewell Kelly Kelly, and best of luck in your future endeavors.

Bitch, just hire a driver!!

 What I like about you? Not much! Celebrity train wreck Amanda Bynes is quickly becoming the 2012 version of other child star and sometimes lesbian Lindsay Lohan. In the past year Amanda Bynes has racked up multiple DUI's, been involved in a hit and run, and was even photographed smoking a substance from a pipe. My first question is, did you bring enough to share, Amanda? My second question is, how is she even allowed NEAR a car?  If i were photographed smoking a substance from a pipe in public, the next photograph of me would be in an orange jumpsuit while i'm being passed around like a crayon in kindergarten. (not that i'm complaining)

Amanda I want to give you 3 pieces of advice 1) Get a grip 2)get some tinted windows and 3) Bitch, get a driver. You have money,  hire a damn chauffer!!

What you shouldn't say to a deaf person.

10 things to never say to a deaf person.

Hot Mess of the Week - Tammy Lynn Sytch

and i thought my ex boyfriend Tyler Kroetsch was a hot mess. well Tammy Lynn Sytch is the Hot Mess Express!
From her mug shot you couldn't tell that this pitiful creature was a former sex symbol and internet sensation. That was 16 years ago, when Sunny bounced around the WWF ring. Now, she's a bloated middle aged train wreck, arrested for disorderly conduct on September 11 at 8:55 PM ...
 ARRESTED the next day at 4:49 PM ...  and then arrested AGAIN (Sept.13) ...
who gets arrested 3 times in three days? Obviously a WWE Hall of Famer.
Before her multiple run ins with the law, she had run ins with on screen and real life nemesis Rena Mero a.k.a. Sable (ORIGINAL WWF DIVA, since the moniker wasn't used until tammy sytch was fired from WWF) let's tally the score. Tammy has been to rehab 3 times, battled drug and alcohol addiction, been caught having oral sex in an ECW arena, and has now been arrested thrice in a 3 day period. Yet Rena Mero, sold multiple Playboy covers, married a MMA fighter, became the first lady of the UFC, and recently had a baby. I guess living well is the best revenge.
Tammy Sytch, get your shit together!

Baby of the week - 9/17/2012

There's cute and then there's Madison. A lot of things happend in 2012 but the birth of Maddy is easily top 10. She's so adorable, I had to make her my baby of the week. wait, is it me or does she look a little familiar? Oh yeah she's the "bitch please" baby from "Tea with Teddy" on youtube, and she just happens to be my Great-Niece. Yes, nepotism is good!

The band you SHOULD be listening to. - Velvet Code

 

What's black and white, and GLAM all over? It's indie rock phenom Velvet Code. A hybrid of New york IT scene and London's dance scene. The sound is a so eclectic it's hard to pinpoint. some songs are heavy into electronica, some are a throw back to the rock genre of 2001 and some tracks are pure shake ya ass, dance mixes. Dare I say, Velvet Code is a little bit "Bush" a little bit "Orgy" mixed with a dose of Adam Lambert and Green Day. (damn that's a lot of hair and eye liner). VC's smash hit "Say You Love Me" was featured on Jersey Shore, but don't hold that against him, that song was the best part of the show. As i blog at this very moment, i'm listening to "Slave Luv" an awesome dance beat which betrays the lyrics sang in the sexy raspy voice of velvet code's singer. A song which compares breaking up to S&M? Can it be? oh yes it be! It be Velvet Code. 

 

 

(check out Velvet Code's latest track "Get Outta My House" on itunes and all songs on youtube 

Notable Quotable ...

"Drama Free is the First lie" - Baron Artist

Hot Mess of the Week - 9/6/2012

 It's easy to spot this hot mess, he has a gorgeous smile, an interesting sense of fashion, and stands about 6 foot 4. Don't expect him to be aware of any current or world events outside of Astoria Queens. (but he knows every alcoholic drink served at the Ritz.)  not that he'll pay for them himself. Ladies and Gentlemen i give you Tyler Kroetsch. my favourite ex-wife. needy, check! self absorbed, check. and don't ever forget to tell him how pretty he is, because he'll immediately cheat on you. Don't worry, he'll change the story so many times you'll forget why you were mad. Tyler kroetsch is very much like Jersey Shore. After 15 minutes you've seen all it has to offer.

Hot New Soap Opera - "Devious Maids"

 

New Soap Opera - Devious Maids

If you were a fan of Desperate Housewives, as I was, you're probably still healing from it's Series Finale, but never fear, salvation is here! A new soap opera is on the horizon. From Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry, comes "Devious Maids" starring none other than All My Children star and Queen of Daytime Susan Lucci.
Sex, Scandal, and secrets are all staples of Marc Cherry, add this to a fierce cast of latinas, and this show has hit written all across it. Look for it on the Lifetime Network.
(click link above)

aww Isn't she precious...

Gabourey Sidibe is far too big! I'm not trying to read or make fun, but she is much too heavy to be healthy. You might remember Gabby from the 2009 film Precious, co starring Mo'Nique, she is a phenomenal actress! She basically carried that film and if you've seen her work on Showtime's "The Big C" you'd agree with me, she is a superb actress. It saddens me to think that one day we may hear that she has died from a heart attack due to her enormous weight. She is too big of a talent (no pun intended) to die so young just because she's too heavy. Need i remind you she's not even 30 years old. Obesity is a REAL issue, not just in the black community but ANY community. I'm all for a woman with curves and big girls reppin' big girl power but a line has to be drawn somewhere. the novelty of "fat actress" wears off soon enough, or haven't you met my ex boyfriend Tyler's roommate Julia Baltz?

General Hospital Canceled!

...or at least it will be soon. I just heard that ABC was moving Generel Hospital to 2pm. As we all know GH has been in their 3 o'clock spot since before god, but they're moving. Will they need a U-haul for Anthony Geary's ego?
Last year we received the news that ABC had canceled All My Children AND One Life to Live, and this was after daytime lost As the World Turns and Guiding Light, so it's obvious daytime soap operas are being killed off slowly, and the first sign of death is moving a time slot. General Hospital prepare your well coiffed head's for the chopping block, because it's only a matter of time before the head of daytime calls you in for a meeting. More than likely they'll be replaced with another cooking or wellness show, because they do oh so well, don't they? (R.I.P The Revolution and The Chew)

Hottie of the Week - 9/1/2012

what can be said about his harlem hottie. three words. FAB. U. LOUS. Gary has taken sexy to an all new level. and he's not just another pretty face, he loves the theatre, doing his part for charity, and just hanging with his dog. I can't think of a better way to end the summer of 2012, can you?

The Show You're not Watching

There is a program on the CW, and I know for a fact you're not watching it.
It's called The L.A. Complex and it's the best new show on tv. You should watch it.  it's Melrose Place meets FAME. and you SHOULD be watching it. Hot girls, cute guys, aspiring actors, Down Low rappers, and sex...lots, and lots of sex. Have I mentioned YOU SHOULD BE WATCHING?

The L.A. Complex on the CW (MUCHmusic if you live in Canada)

Athlete of the week - 8/27/2012

 

Athlete of the week, and Olympian of the year, Michael Phelps. With that body, he shoud win a gold medal just for sexy. My sources tell me, other people competed at the olympics, i've yet to confirm this, all i can remember is a soaking wet Michael Phelps.

Hottie of the Week - 8/27/2012

Jade, is serving up some beach body in Baltimore. God bless those curves and that itty bitty teeny weeny yellow bikini.

dahling, is Paris Still Burning?

Why do young gay men try so hard to be so clueless? Do they realize the struggles gay men of the past had to go through, so they could prance and dip so openly. It wasn't so long ago, when you couldn't hold your boyfriends hand while walking down the street. Before gay men of 2012 could stand in the Ritz, or at Posh drinking over priced drinks and ignoring older gay men, men of the 70s had to face such adversity just to be what they were. how many gay men go to Stonewall bar in nyc, and don't even know it's history. they starve them selves and buy a hot outfit to go to the Pride parade, but never think of a time when you COULDN'T parade down the street. Nowadays, young gays don't know what it is to have a friend die of AIDS. They think a pill a day will keep the grim reaper away. Oh dahlings if the men of 1982 could see the boys of 2012, would they even have bothered?

Baby of the Week - 8/22/2012

Ladies and Gentlemen here's Braeden, your baby of the week. not only does he have the most entertaining Facebook post of any one year old. The Denver cutie knows how to work an Ipad 2.

GENIUS!!!!

Forever Sexy

So what is the one item every human being on earth should have in their closet?
What is the most classic article of clothing?
What looks good on a man or woman?

If you said the plain white button down shirt, give yourself a silver dollar.

A white button down is the quintessential piece to EVERy wardrobe.

wear it to work, wear it on a date, wear it to a barbeque, or wear JUST the shirt and your best pair of sexy underwear to seduce that special someone.

The plain white button down has never gone out of style and never will.

So how many do you have in your wardrobe?

Gadget of the week 8/20/2012

The Samsung Galaxy s3.
I had to have this sleek and sexy phone! In white (of course) My favourite feature is the voice recognition, I whispered out loud "i wonder what the duchess is doing?" and it called my friend Stephanie. (her contact name is "The Duchess")  It also googled directions to Dutchess County.
Ecstasy, thy name is Samsung Galaxy

Hottie of the week 8/11/2012

Teddy Alexandro-Evans "I agree with WWE Diva Terri Runnels, If you have a body that you're proud of, why not show it off?

Black by injection or AFFection?

Alice, there is a phenomenon I’m worried about. The other day while I was enjoying my 2 week holiday in New York, I overheard 3 gay men talking on the subway. Two of them black and one of them white. The discussion concerned “hair” . The two black men were venting about how coarse their hair was, the specific wording they used was “my hair is so nappy!” the white guy piped in “oh, I know girl, my man is black.
First off we’re going to ignore the ridiculous practice of gay men referring to each other as girl which, by itself, irks my nerves. My problem was neither of his friends checked him. They let the statement slide with no action, I wanted to say “you know, what? Your hair is blonde and gelled to high heaven what do you know about nappy hair?”

This got me to thinking. How often do people of one race identify with a race they just happen to be dating.
We’ve heard the term “oreo” right? A black man who’s “white on the inside”. Think Bryant Gumble or Carlton from The Fresh Prince of Bel Air and we’ve also heard the term ‘whigger” which is a white person who emulates all things urban and hip hop. But outside of a sitcom, why are we letting this subtle form of racism go so far. Personally I think its dangerous to let people make statements like that. There is a political group “Blacks for Obama” I wonder how liberal the world would be if a group called “whites for Romeny” popped up .

Why let one form of racism acceptable but not another? I once dated Matthew Barrett (pseudo internet host of ADTV) a skinny white boy from Indiana who loved all things black. He listened to R&B music, he idolized Mariah Carey, he lived in Harlem and He only dated black men, (and cheated with them whenever he thought he could get away with it) I thought it was odd but I never commented on it until I heard him talking about his shit job as a waiter, and he got a rude customer. His eye roll was accompanied by “that’s why I hate white people”. I just looked at him like he had three heads. A white boy, who hates white people and no one found that strange?

Why do some people think that dating another race somehow successfully makes them LESS their own race. I work with deaf people, I work for deaf people, I speak fluent sign language and my boyfriend is deaf, but guess what, I WILL NEVER KNOW WHAT IT IS TO BE DEAF…EVER. I can surround myself with the hearing impaired but I will never know what it is. I find it strange when I meet white men who think because they date black people that they are now ” hip” “down” or “cool”. Really? Do people believe “black by injection” is a real thing? How many young white people thought they were so cool when they voted for Barack Obama the nation’s first black president. If that’s the only reason you voted for him, you should be ashamed of yourself.

My ex boyfriend Tyler Kroetsch was a notorious chocolate lover. So much so that after I broke up with him, he decided to date the exact opposite of me. A short skinny white boy, yeah that relationship lasted about as long as an ice cream cone. But Tyler too, loved hip hop music, loved black slang, had nothing but black friends in Chicago and most of his boyfriends were biracial. Now does that mean Tyler Kroetsch is a racist? Well I wouldn’t call him such a big word, because he’d have such difficulty spelling it. But when I walk into a room a see a chubby white boy referring to himself as “Tyeesha Da Baddest Bitch” it worries me!
I was so amused by Tyler Kroetsch’ “inner homegirl” that I would take him to the gay hip hop club “Secret” and I’d let him dance to rap and reggae, and just as I suspected it became very uncomfortable for him when those latino boys saw his arms around the tallest, and arguably the sexiest, black man in the room.

I guess my point Alice is, date who you want but BE who you ARE.

Until Next time.

Teddy.