Notable Quotable - Quote of the week

 

" it only takes one seed of doubt to bring down an entire forest" -  Teddy Alexandro-Evans

KELLY KELLY RELEASED FROM WWE. FINALLY!!!!!!

Probably the most useless WWE Diva to disgrace the squared circle since Amy Weber, Kelly Kelly, (model Barbie Blank) has been released from the WWE. The official word is she's pursuing other career options. honestly what is she capable of besides taking off her clothes and smiling blankly? (i.e. her last name) She remained in the WWE for 6 years appearing on the ECW, RAW and Smackdown brands, miraculously she became women's champion. Poor Moohlah must be rolling her grave knowing the belt she held for nearly 20 years has been bastardized and pass round like Tammy Sytch in a frat house.
Farewell Kelly Kelly, and best of luck in your future endeavors.

Bitch, just hire a driver!!

 What I like about you? Not much! Celebrity train wreck Amanda Bynes is quickly becoming the 2012 version of other child star and sometimes lesbian Lindsay Lohan. In the past year Amanda Bynes has racked up multiple DUI's, been involved in a hit and run, and was even photographed smoking a substance from a pipe. My first question is, did you bring enough to share, Amanda? My second question is, how is she even allowed NEAR a car?  If i were photographed smoking a substance from a pipe in public, the next photograph of me would be in an orange jumpsuit while i'm being passed around like a crayon in kindergarten. (not that i'm complaining)

Amanda I want to give you 3 pieces of advice 1) Get a grip 2)get some tinted windows and 3) Bitch, get a driver. You have money,  hire a damn chauffer!!

What you shouldn't say to a deaf person.

10 things to never say to a deaf person.

Hot Mess of the Week - Tammy Lynn Sytch

and i thought my ex boyfriend Tyler Kroetsch was a hot mess. well Tammy Lynn Sytch is the Hot Mess Express!
From her mug shot you couldn't tell that this pitiful creature was a former sex symbol and internet sensation. That was 16 years ago, when Sunny bounced around the WWF ring. Now, she's a bloated middle aged train wreck, arrested for disorderly conduct on September 11 at 8:55 PM ...
 ARRESTED the next day at 4:49 PM ...  and then arrested AGAIN (Sept.13) ...
who gets arrested 3 times in three days? Obviously a WWE Hall of Famer.
Before her multiple run ins with the law, she had run ins with on screen and real life nemesis Rena Mero a.k.a. Sable (ORIGINAL WWF DIVA, since the moniker wasn't used until tammy sytch was fired from WWF) let's tally the score. Tammy has been to rehab 3 times, battled drug and alcohol addiction, been caught having oral sex in an ECW arena, and has now been arrested thrice in a 3 day period. Yet Rena Mero, sold multiple Playboy covers, married a MMA fighter, became the first lady of the UFC, and recently had a baby. I guess living well is the best revenge.
Tammy Sytch, get your shit together!

Baby of the week - 9/17/2012

There's cute and then there's Madison. A lot of things happend in 2012 but the birth of Maddy is easily top 10. She's so adorable, I had to make her my baby of the week. wait, is it me or does she look a little familiar? Oh yeah she's the "bitch please" baby from "Tea with Teddy" on youtube, and she just happens to be my Great-Niece. Yes, nepotism is good!

The band you SHOULD be listening to. - Velvet Code

 

What's black and white, and GLAM all over? It's indie rock phenom Velvet Code. A hybrid of New york IT scene and London's dance scene. The sound is a so eclectic it's hard to pinpoint. some songs are heavy into electronica, some are a throw back to the rock genre of 2001 and some tracks are pure shake ya ass, dance mixes. Dare I say, Velvet Code is a little bit "Bush" a little bit "Orgy" mixed with a dose of Adam Lambert and Green Day. (damn that's a lot of hair and eye liner). VC's smash hit "Say You Love Me" was featured on Jersey Shore, but don't hold that against him, that song was the best part of the show. As i blog at this very moment, i'm listening to "Slave Luv" an awesome dance beat which betrays the lyrics sang in the sexy raspy voice of velvet code's singer. A song which compares breaking up to S&M? Can it be? oh yes it be! It be Velvet Code. 

 

 

(check out Velvet Code's latest track "Get Outta My House" on itunes and all songs on youtube 

Notable Quotable ...

"Drama Free is the First lie" - Baron Artist

Hot Mess of the Week - 9/6/2012

 It's easy to spot this hot mess, he has a gorgeous smile, an interesting sense of fashion, and stands about 6 foot 4. Don't expect him to be aware of any current or world events outside of Astoria Queens. (but he knows every alcoholic drink served at the Ritz.)  not that he'll pay for them himself. Ladies and Gentlemen i give you Tyler Kroetsch. my favourite ex-wife. needy, check! self absorbed, check. and don't ever forget to tell him how pretty he is, because he'll immediately cheat on you. Don't worry, he'll change the story so many times you'll forget why you were mad. Tyler kroetsch is very much like Jersey Shore. After 15 minutes you've seen all it has to offer.

Hot New Soap Opera - "Devious Maids"

 

New Soap Opera - Devious Maids

If you were a fan of Desperate Housewives, as I was, you're probably still healing from it's Series Finale, but never fear, salvation is here! A new soap opera is on the horizon. From Desperate Housewives creator Marc Cherry, comes "Devious Maids" starring none other than All My Children star and Queen of Daytime Susan Lucci.
Sex, Scandal, and secrets are all staples of Marc Cherry, add this to a fierce cast of latinas, and this show has hit written all across it. Look for it on the Lifetime Network.
(click link above)

aww Isn't she precious...

Gabourey Sidibe is far too big! I'm not trying to read or make fun, but she is much too heavy to be healthy. You might remember Gabby from the 2009 film Precious, co starring Mo'Nique, she is a phenomenal actress! She basically carried that film and if you've seen her work on Showtime's "The Big C" you'd agree with me, she is a superb actress. It saddens me to think that one day we may hear that she has died from a heart attack due to her enormous weight. She is too big of a talent (no pun intended) to die so young just because she's too heavy. Need i remind you she's not even 30 years old. Obesity is a REAL issue, not just in the black community but ANY community. I'm all for a woman with curves and big girls reppin' big girl power but a line has to be drawn somewhere. the novelty of "fat actress" wears off soon enough, or haven't you met my ex boyfriend Tyler's roommate Julia Baltz?

General Hospital Canceled!

...or at least it will be soon. I just heard that ABC was moving Generel Hospital to 2pm. As we all know GH has been in their 3 o'clock spot since before god, but they're moving. Will they need a U-haul for Anthony Geary's ego?
Last year we received the news that ABC had canceled All My Children AND One Life to Live, and this was after daytime lost As the World Turns and Guiding Light, so it's obvious daytime soap operas are being killed off slowly, and the first sign of death is moving a time slot. General Hospital prepare your well coiffed head's for the chopping block, because it's only a matter of time before the head of daytime calls you in for a meeting. More than likely they'll be replaced with another cooking or wellness show, because they do oh so well, don't they? (R.I.P The Revolution and The Chew)